How can you not love the new Corvette Stingray?

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Honestly ever since I’ve seen test mules roaming around the Metro Detroit area I think it looked like shit. Once the car was revealed to the public I still thought it looked like shit. Then my friend’s dad brought home a m-plate car (manufacture plate) and I got to get up close and personal with it guess what…its still fucking shit. It looks like a fucking mess on the outside with all the lines, vents, stupid grill, and the winglets on the front bumper. The only saving grace is that I don’t have to look at it once I’m inside but there you find shitty plastic buttons. Sure there is a lot more soft touch surfaces than the old C6 but thats like saying herpes is better than AIDS.

At the end of the day its a shit car and its going to be driven by old white guys with their stupid corvette ball caps to and from the golf course. The same guys who will never turn off the TC or put the suspension in sport mode. But you want to know what’s worse than the drivers? All these fucking idiots thats circle jerking it when they see one. All your doing is stroking the cocks of the owners of these pieces of shit and giving them a big ego further increasing their douchiness.

And to all the circle jerkers who will say one or more of the following: “Its a stingray.” “Its got carbon fiber in its construction.” “Its great value for the performance.” “Its better than a (insert x car).”

Fuck. Off.

**BRING ON THE DOWNVOTES!**

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